The Importance of Being Eternal
OpeningDates
Aug 8 – Aug 15, 2026
Sat 8/8 1:00pm, Sun 8/9 10:00pm, Mon 8/10 7:00pm, Thu 8/13 5:30pm, Sat 8/15 8:30pm
Venue
Open Eye Theatre · Minneapolis
A vampire take on The Importance of Being Earnest, that swaps cucumber sandwiches for a 1750 vintage Bellini Rosso Tavola Torciglioni. There’s blood; everyone’s horny. An Immortal Comedy for Lifeless People. (Presented by Little Apple Theatre Company.)